Thursday, August 28, 2014

Mulberry Jelly Recipe

This is a guest post by Wife. Enjoy!

So what IS Husband’s favorite way to eat mulberries? On a biscuit, of course! Husband is an expert on picking mulberries (and eating biscuits), but I am the expert on jelly making, so he’s passed the blog baton off to me for my FIRST EVER GUEST POST!

Mmmm! Here’s how to make Mulberry Jelly:


Ingredients

  • 3 1/2 c. mulberry juice (about 3 quarts of berries)
  • 1 packet powdered pectin
  • 4 1/2 c. sugar
  • 2 tsp. lemon juice + more if necessary. 

Directions:

1.  Sterilize jars & lids: Boil jars for 10 minutes, remove just before pouring in jelly. Boil rings and lids, then remove from heat, keep covered in steaming water until ready to put on jars. 

2.  Juice those berries! Boil freshly-rinsed mulberries over high heat for 10 - 15 minutes, mashing occasionally with a potato masher, then strain out the juice using a mesh strainer.

Straining cooked mulberries to make juice
Boil, mash, and strain mulberries to make juice.


3.  Make that jelly! Measure mulberry juice into a large pot. Add in pectin and stir well. Place on high heat and, stirring constantly, bring quickly to a full rolling boil that can't be stirred down. Add in sugar, continue stirring, and heat again to a full rolling boil. Boil hard for 1 minute.

Making mulberry jelly on the stove
It smells like mulberries in here!


4.  Test the jelly for thickness. Jelly should thickly coat a spoon. If it doesn’t, add 2 tsp. lemon juice, boil hard for 1 minute, then test again. By “thickly coat” – imagine you just dunked it in one of those chocolate fountains at the buffet. Keep adding 2 tsp. of lemon juice until you’ve reached a thick coating consistency.

Boiling mulberry jelly for thickness
That's a hard boil right there...


5.  Remove from heat; skim off foam. Pour jelly immediately into warm jars and fill to 1/4-inch from top. Wipe off jars, tightly secure lids and rings, then flip jars upside down to seal.* Yields 5 or possibly 6 half-pint jars.

Flipping mulberry jelly jars upside down to seal
Flipping the mulberry jelly jars upside down helps them seal.


*You could use a canner to seal them, but at this point, I’m tired and this works just as well.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Picking Mulberries: A How-Did Guide

I'm hardly qualified to show you how to pick mulberries, but I can show you how I did it. Thus, the How-Did Guide.

1. Let them get ripe


My mulberry trees usually get ripe fruit in late May and continue through early July. That's over a month of almost-always ripe mulberries. The mulberries ripen in stages, so you'll never see them all ready at once.

These branches have some ripe ones, so it's time to start picking*.

Mulberries ripen is stages
Mulberries ripening is stages.

It's time to pick mulberries
It's time to pick these mulberries.

2. Spread a mulberry catcher


Spoiler alert: mulberries are about to fall. To catch them, I use a tarp or an old sheet. Just spread it under the branch you're about to work on.

A sheet spread under the mulberry tree
Spread a sheet or tarp under the mulberry tree to catch berries.

3. Shake the branches with a reacher


Hoes, tomato stakes, and old pieces of molding from a kitchen remodel all make great reachers for high branches. Just give the branch a few taps or a gentle shake and you're done. If you think this is a good time to impress someone with you're karate chopping skills, it isn't.

Reach high mulberry branches with a hoe or a stake
Use a hoe or a stake to shake high mulberry branches.

And if the branch is lower than your face, don't use a reacher. You will look ridiculous.

Low mulberry branches
Shake low mulberry branches by hand.

4. Watch the mulberries fall on the catcher


One thing about mulberries: they know when to let go. The more ripe they are, the easier they will fall off, leaving the rest to hang on til next time.

Mulberries on a sheet
Ripe mulberries will fall on the sheet.

As long as the majority of them fall on the catcher, you are good to go**.

Mulberries on a tarp
This sure beats picking mulberries one at a time.

This can be good time to remove any major debris that may have fallen with the berries.

5. Dump the mulberries into a bucket


I usually fold the corners of my catcher up to make a chute, and in the bucket they go.

Dump mulberries in a bucket
Dump the mulberries in a bucket.

Mulberries in a bucket
Buckets of ripe mulberries!

6. Get excited


After repeating those steps a few times, I ended up with a lot more than I expected. It's time to get excited! But don't get too excited and run your hands down in the mulberries to scoop them up. They'll just bust and make a mess.

Buckets of ripe mulberries
Mulberries!

7. Rinse them

A colander and water hose come in handy right about now. Rinse the mulberries, toss them into a clean container, and there you have it! (You could take this operation inside, but it can get a little messy.)

Rinsing mulberries in a colander
Rinse mulberries with a water hose and a colander.

Bonus Tips:

  1. *Redneck Friend recommends a method called "thumpin'." He says this is where you use the fatty meat of your hip to thump the trunk of the mulberry tree. This is supposed to make the berries all fall at once, but I have not confirmed this.
     
  2. **Wear an old shirt. If some mulberries fall on you and splat, you'll look like you lost a paintball game.
     
  3. Want to remove the stems? Fuhgeddaboudit! They just disappear into the middle and become one with the mulberry, so learn to love them.
     
  4. Eat mulberries plain with whipped cream, sugared over pancakes, or in a fruit salad. But just wait til I show you my favorite way to eat mulberries...

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Mulberries: Red, White, and Delicious

Confession: I made it all the way to adulthood without knowing what a mulberry was.

If you are the mulberry authority, congrats! You've arrived. But if you're like a lot of people I've talked to, you may not be sure what they are...or you at least haven't tried one.

Maybe this post will help.

Mulberry Lies


As a chubby-cheeked child, I would link arms with Sister and (regrettably) belt out verses of "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush." (Sorry, Ma.) Of course I had no clue what I was talking about, but, as it turns out, neither did the song. Mulberries grow on trees, not bushes.

Mulberries grow on trees, not bushes
The kid's song lied: mulberries grow on trees, not bushes.


Wife and I discovered several mulberry trees in our yard. They produce quite a lot of tasty fruit, and there's nothing like just walking up there and popping a few in your mouth.

Branches full of mulberries
These branches are full of mulberries.


Mulberries are pretty easy to recognize once you get a good look at them. They are kind of lumpy looking like a blackberry. We have two types of mulberry trees: red and white.

The leaves and fruit of the mulberry tree
The leaves and fruit of the mulberry tree are pretty recognizable.


Red Mulberries


Red mulberries, much like red cabbage and red onions, are more purple than red. The really ripe ones are almost black. You can see in this picture (below) the difference between the ripe ones and the not-so-ripe ones.

Ripe and unripe red mulberries
Ripe red mulberries are almost black.


Mulberries have a good, but somewhat nondescript flavor. I call it "yummy generic berry flavor." When they are ripe, they are really sweet. The mostly-ripe ones are a little tart. 

Red mulberries
Mostly-ripe red mulberries are a little tart, but good.


White Mulberries


I had no idea white mulberries existed until I stood under this tree. Once I realized they were not diseased, I ate them (or maybe it was the other way around). Ripe white mulberries are partly white and partly purple, like these pictured.

White mulberries
Ripe white mulberries are funny looking.


Ripe white mulberries are just as sweet as the red variety and don't taste much different. Unripe white mulberries are almost green.

Ripe and unripe white mulberries
Unripe white mulberries have a greenish color.


Well, those are mulberries. Maybe next time I'll show you how I pick them and what to do with them...

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Whole Lotta Eights

What does it mean when your '88 Chevy Caprice hits 88,888.8 miles 8 years after you get it?
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?!?


True story.