Ah, the kitchen...

My house was built in 1949, and I'm thankful for it. Two bedrooms, a basement, an old-but-functional bathroom, and a kitchen.

Ah, the kitchen...

The kitchen has many features (and the absence of features) that create some undesirable situations. I have never once heard Wife complain, though. I'm not complaining either--that would be stupid. Like I said, I am thankful for it and will continue to be.

But, I'm also thankful for an opportunity to make some renovations (insert evil laugh here).

That's right, Kitchen: Your days are numbered.

But this is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you...