Groundhog Problem Solved: An Issued Statement

Friends, family, and 88caprice readers:

The groundhog problem has been resolved.

As you know, a groundhog got into the garden. Tomatoes and beans were damaged in the attack. A whole head of red cabbage disappeared. Holes were dug under the fence. Something needed to be done.

Redneck Friend was commissioned to remedy the situation. Within 48 hours, victory was achieved. Additional details of the operation will not be released.

Redneck Friend confirmed this victory via text message, which read: "In Your face ground pig!"

Wife and I, the 88caprice blog, and the garden are grateful to Redneck Friend for freeing the vegetables from the constant threat of groundhog pests.

Together, we will regrow.